Giddy!!!!!!!!

I adopted my delightful cats in the summer of 2006. Despite the thousands of dollars they've cost me in destroyed furniture and rebuilt ceilings and the heartache they caused when they clawed through my screen with their razor sharp claws and escaped, I have only had one regret about adopting them. The morning I was scheduled to pick them up in Gresham I decided to kill a little time by watching T.V. I turned on my favorite channel, Lifetime for Women, and watched the best ten minutes of television I have ever seen.

The movie was entitled Cyber Seduction. My info guide told me it was about a boy who discovered online porn, become hopelessly addicted and his life was ruined. It sounded amazing, and it was. The movie begins showing his initial discovery of online porn. This posed a problem for Lifetime. How were they going to show porn? Their solution was brilliant. Instead of porn, the young hero was looking at pictures of girls in short skirts, topless with their breasts almost entirely covered by large digital stars. So instead of porn, he actually becomes addicted to staring at bare stomachs and the outside of the boob (but the viewer knows he is HOOKED by the way that he sensually massages the breasts of the women on his computer screen with his mouse arrow).

Sadly, this was the only part of the film I was able to see as I had to leave for Gresham. For the past 3 1/2 years I have been faithfully searching Lifetime to find when they were going to re-air this movie. Sadly they never did. However, today I was scrolling through the Comcast free on demand movies and came across this option...




I literally squealed with excitement. OMG!!! I have managed thus far to restrain myself from watching it. A movie like this, one that I've waited so long for, deserves to be savored. So tomorrow I shall enjoy it with a glass of Maker's on the rocks from my delightful secret santa gift.




And then I will report back to let you know how one young boy goes from peeking at part of a boob online to falling apart in the throes of hopeless addiction.