Sunday, March 28, 2010

Marital Problems


Sure they're staying together for the sake of the kids, but the passion is gone.

Also, how big is Torque? Christ, he looks bigger than Maude in this photo.

3 comments:

  1. If they want to file after the kids leave for college, I can give them a fee quote.

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  2. Luckily Oregon is a no-fault state or Maude would be getting the house, the car, and all the money after Torque's whoring-herpes-contracting ways.

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  3. Are the kids dogs or cats? The amount of support is supposed to change depending on what the kids are.
    But wait, if they are still sleeping together, they are not separated yet. There is hope for more dog-cat luving.

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